Jizz the Game
If your uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse? Some games are meant to be played with your family, and others are meant to be played…
Hilarious Tapes
These tapes are pretty fucking funny. Who knew that a roll of tape would be the one to crack me up on a Friday night? Each roll has over 312 inches of sticky, comedic material,…
The Diving Bell and The Butterfly: Memoirs of a Bad*ss
Not many books have been written in the same circumstances that author Jean-Dominique Bauby endured when he wrote “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly“. During his mid-forties, he slipped into a coma that lasted 20…
Survco Credit Card: The Ultimate Survival Multi-Tool
In case you ever find yourself naked and afraid in the wilderness, pray that you’ve got the Survco Survival Multi-Tool your pocket. This ultimate survival tool fits like a credit card in your wallet and…
Stainless Steel Soap
You might be thinking “what on earth am I supposed to do with a bar of Steel Soap?”. For starters, the metallic coating binds to nasty smelling odors that are present in your hands. This…
People of Walmart Coloring Book
Mythology has always seemed to capture the attention of civilizations. The Greeks fantasized about centaurs, three-headed dogs, and vengeful titans lurking in the deepest chasms of Earth. The Nords passed on stories of unpleasant trolls,…