Stainless Steel Soap
Stainless Steel Soap
You might be thinking “what on earth am I supposed to do with a bar of Steel Soap?”. For starters, the metallic coating binds to nasty smelling odors that are present in your hands. This…
Jones Soda: Screw Big Soda!
Jones Soda: Screw Big Soda!
Shout out to Jones Soda for making photo sharing cool before #socialmedia! Being based in Vancouver Canada, our website is super patriotic. Especially when it comes to our beverages. Jones Soda Company was established in…
Ninja Wall Climbing Claws
Ninja Wall Climbing Claws
If you’ve ever wanted to carry out secretive missions on behalf of a sketchy overs-shadowing organization, here’s your chance. These claws are what ancient ninja’s used to hop over barriers, and scale buildings. They were…
Bacon Floss
Bacon Floss
Let’s be real, nobody flosses. It pisses of dentists and leaves  attended bacteria between our teeth. This is a common habit that nobody bothers to fix – that’s until the arrival of the Bacon Floss.…
Toddlers are Assholes
Toddlers are Assholes
Let’s face it, your precious baby girl is no longer her former, cute self. She’s grown into a creature of mass destruction, a leech that consumes without producing – she’s grown into a little asshole,…