Jetplanes & Champagne

The Phillips Avance is the Healthiest Fryer in the World

We all love fried chicken and stir-fry, but we’re always condemned for these preferences because “they’re unhealthy”. Whatever that means. Worry not, the Phillips Avance will prepare you a meal that’s both wholesome, and easy…

Novelty USB Hub with a "Self Destruct Button"

Don’t worry, the most damage this button will do is annoy your coworkers with its dramatic sound effects. But for a dummy device, it’s actually quite intricate. This novelty USB hub requires you to toggle…

Heated Donut Snuggle Buddy Pillow

In case you can’t find a decent human cuddle buddy for the cuffing season, this donut snuggle buddy pillow is here for you. As a matter of fact, it just may be better than a…

Drivewayspikes Stop People from Turning on Your Driveway

You’re enjoying a beautiful Sunday evening when you spot a vehicle in the distance. The driver comes right into your driveway, makes an ugly U-turn, flips you off, and drives off into the suburban sunset.…

Alcoholic Phoenix Tears

Ok, let me get something out of the way here. We’re not talking about “Phoenix Tears”, the highly concentrated cannabis cancer cure, we’re talking about “Phoenix Tears”, the alcoholic beverage produced by the eyes of…

Coca-Cola Ice Shaving Machine

This old fashioned carnival snow cone machine was inspired by the charm of the 1950’s and makes one mean snow cone. It has been said that the less complicated a piece of technology is, the…