No Man’s Fort
No Man’s Fort was originally commissioned to prevent Napoleon the Third from invading Portsmouth. It’s parked in the middle of the sea and has since been refurbished into a luxury resort, accommodating tourists with its…
Grow your own Palm Tree
Quit waiting for spring break, bring a piece of the tropics to you! This little box has everything you need to grow your very own palm tree and escape to a warmer climate. The box…
Starlord’s Walkman
Fighting hostile humanoid aliens is hard work, and it is often quite depressing. This beautiful little walkman will keep you company in even the coldest of exoplanets. It comes preloaded with “Come a Little Bit…
Backyard Dunk Tank
Claim your throne as the undisputed king of suburbia with your very own backyard dunk tank! This behemoth holds 500 gallons of water (dope alternate suggestion: Jello) and features a polycarbonate seat to ensure your…
50 Things That Might Kill You
If you thought going on WebMD after a coughing fit was scary, just wait till you crack open this terrifying deck of cards. Each card boasts causes so dramatic, that it promotes “sneezing” as a…
Lucid Dreaming Pills
This is not your typical vitamin. These pills claim to allow users to seamlessly slip into the lucid dream world, a realm limited by your imagination. In this state, you could drag race with Morgan…