Fighting hostile humanoid aliens is hard work, and it is often quite depressing. This beautiful little walkman will keep you company in even the coldest of exoplanets. It comes preloaded with “Come a Little Bit Closer”, so you’ll be killing extraterrestrial demons to the same jam Starlord does!
Mini Candy Dispenser
You know those hand sanitizer stations that squirt out clumps of Purell when you put your hand under it? Don’t…