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Dead Slebs Card Game

This cheeky card set functions similarly to the Pokemon trading card franchise. But instead of cute fighting creatures, Dead Celebs displays the profiles of dead celebrities. Instead of attack damage, you get Kurt Cobain’s date…

Foam roller water bottle

Keep yourself hydrated, and your muscles loose. This ingenious water bottle/foam roller double up is the perfect gift for stereotypical New Year’s resolutions and can be a wise companion for the neighborhood fitness guru. The…

Cocaine Energy Drink

Here’s a confusing statement: Cocaine contains no cocaine. While snorting coke may get your blood flowing, doing too much of it just might stop your blood from flowing. Cocaine Energy Drink allows you to experience…

Grow your own Palm Tree

Quit waiting for spring break, bring a piece of the tropics to you! This little box has everything you need to grow your very own palm tree and escape to a warmer climate. The box…

Starlord’s Walkman

Fighting hostile humanoid aliens is hard work, and it is often quite depressing. This beautiful little walkman will keep you company in even the coldest of exoplanets. It comes preloaded with “Come a Little Bit…

50 Things That Might Kill You

If you thought going on WebMD after a coughing fit was scary, just wait till you crack open this terrifying deck of cards. Each card boasts causes so dramatic, that it promotes “sneezing” as a…