Starlord’s Walkman
Fighting hostile humanoid aliens is hard work, and it is often quite depressing. This beautiful little walkman will keep you company in even the coldest of exoplanets. It comes preloaded with “Come a Little Bit…
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Backyard Dunk Tank
Claim your throne as the undisputed king of suburbia with your very own backyard dunk tank! This behemoth holds 500 gallons of water (dope alternate suggestion: Jello) and features a polycarbonate seat to ensure your…
50 Things That Might Kill You
If you thought going on WebMD after a coughing fit was scary, just wait till you crack open this terrifying deck of cards. Each card boasts causes so dramatic, that it promotes “sneezing” as a…
Lucid Dreaming Pills
This is not your typical vitamin. These pills claim to allow users to seamlessly slip into the lucid dream world, a realm limited by your imagination. In this state, you could drag race with Morgan…
Fish Feeding Submarine
Your fish deserve the best. They deserve a spacious tank, interesting pirate themed decals, and if they’re really lucky: a robotic waiter. This cute submarine personally delivers a five-course meal to your precious beta fishes…
Heated Ice Cream Scooper
We all love eating ice cream, but despise the laborious task of scooping it out of the pint. The process leaves your arms sore, and in no position to enjoy the ice cream you’ve just…