Jetplanes & Champagne

Yodeling Pickle

Move over Mozart, music has evolved. This yodelling pickle is the perfect instrument for musically inclined individuals and creates an angelic verbal sequence when played. The toy provides hours of mindless entertainment, making for an…

Ninja Wall Climbing Claws

If you’ve ever wanted to carry out secretive missions on behalf of a sketchy overs-shadowing organization, here’s your chance. These claws are what ancient ninja’s used to hop over barriers, and scale buildings. They were…

Bacon Floss

Let’s be real, nobody flosses. It pisses of dentists and leaves attended bacteria between our teeth. This is a common habit that nobody bothers to fix – that’s until the arrival of the Bacon Floss.…

Champagne Bong

Marijuana is now becoming legal, but smoking herb isn’t exactly perceived as classy. That is, until the Champbong was invented. The champbong allows you to drink (Or smoke if you’re really creative) from a glass-bong…

Worlds Fastest Car

The Koenisegg Agera was built solely to accommodate adrenaline junkies with a few extra million dollars on hand. It has been praised as the current “fastest car in the world”, boasting a max speed of…

Word Clock

Skip all of that “time telling” bullshit, and just cut to the chase. This clock shows you the time an extremely literal way, exterminating the need to squint your eyes at a clock hand before…