Tinder Swiping Robot
Tinder Swiping Robot
Automate the dating game with this robotic child of the modern era. Dubbed the “Tinda Finger”, this bot will generate more matches than you are capable of handling (guaranteed).…
Flying Hovercraft
Flying Hovercraft
Stand out from the crowd with this Jame’s Bond-esque vehicle that hovers above all terrains with gravity-defying flair. It glides at speeds up to 70 mph, and features Kevlar composite landing skis in case you…
Human Bowling Set
Human Bowling Set
It is what it is. A Human Bowling set. Your goal is to generate enough momentum inside the ball to knock six 5’ tall pins out cold, and reign supreme amongst your bowling social circle.…
Ostrich Pillow
Ostrich Pillow
With the Ostrich Pillow, people won’t bother trying to make small talk with you. Perfect for those flights where you’re sitting next to a Talkative Tammy. Unfortunately, they’ll probably be quietly judging you and the…
Garden Igloo
Garden Igloo
Enjoy the great outdoors in the most luxurious fashion with this beautiful Garden Igloo. This inflatable igloo will shelter you from all the pests that mother nature can throw at you, without sacrificing any visibility.…
Killer Whale Submarine
Killer Whale Submarine
If buying a submarine isn’t enough to satisfy your thirst for adventure, here is one designed to behave and look like a fucking killer whale. It allows you to flap your tail, leap for the…