Bicycle Testicles
Bicycle Testicles
These days, the only way to get drivers to pay attention is by dangling your ball sack in front of their windows – well not literally. This peculiar looking bike light keeps you safe and…
Ghost in a Bottle
Ghost in a Bottle
Who needs a cat when you can get yourself a pet ghost? It can do all kinds of cool tricks such as: possessing bodies, keeping specific regions haunted, and telling you stories from their past…
Hot Dog Vendor
Hot Dog Vendor
Fuck stocks and bonds, this investment is the real deal. It’s robust body was inspired by the many colorful hot dog vendors on the bustling streets of New York, and cooks up to 20 sausages…
Pyro Mini Flame Thrower
Pyro Mini Flame Thrower
We’ve all wanted to be a superhero or magician at some point in time. The Pyro Mini allows you to be both. The device wraps around your wrist, and shoots genuine fireballs at your will.…
Giant Liquor Flask
Giant Liquor Flask
When you’re competitive, everything becomes a competition. This is fundamental rule applies to sports, body parts, and of course – drinking. With this behemoth of a flask, you’ll instantaneously rise to dominance at party scenes,…