Canned Unicorn Meat
Canned Unicorn Meat
It is common knowledge that unicorn meat possesses properties that give humans magical powers upon consumption. Thanks to our friends at Think Geek, obtaining these rare and highly sought-after proteins have never been easier. These…
Big Ass Brick of Soap
Big Ass Brick of Soap
Start every morning off the right way, and clean yourself up like the king that you are. This Big Ass brick of soap is Inspired by the GIs of the Korean War, and is boasted…
Kevlar charging cable
Kevlar charging cable
Never again will you experience the perils of a broken charger. This charging cord can withstand a war – literally. Its military grade Kevlar body can defend itself from vicious pet attacks, bullets, and just…
Mr. Men For Adults
Mr. Men For Adults
After escaping your adolescence, you quickly realize that you no longer exclusively relate to figures such as “Little Miss Sunshine”, and “Mr. Grumpy”. If you feel uncomfortable, consider seeking refuge between the pages of “Mr.…
Kiwi Protect All
Kiwi Protect All
Protect your new pair of Jordan’s from all the nasty elements mother nature throws at you with the Kiwi Protect All. And while you’re at it, you might as well just spray your entire body.…
On Par Joke Balls
On Par Joke Balls
Keep your prank game sharp with this ridiculous set of faux balls. the “floater” floats on water, the “exploder” vanishes on impact, the “jetstreamer” ejects a stream of ribbon on impact, and the “unputtaball” will…