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Elon Musk’s Flamethrower

In addition to his plethora of spaceships and electric cars, Elon Musk has yet again expanded his collection of products tailored for the modern renaissance man. To bring attention towards his future “boring” projects, Musk…

Kevlar charging cable

Never again will you experience the perils of a broken charger. This charging cord can withstand a war – literally. Its military grade Kevlar body can defend itself from vicious pet attacks, bullets, and just…

Mr. Men For Adults

After escaping your adolescence, you quickly realize that you no longer exclusively relate to figures such as “Little Miss Sunshine”, and “Mr. Grumpy”. If you feel uncomfortable, consider seeking refuge between the pages of “Mr.…

The World’s Spiciest Chocolate

Dubbed the “Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate”, this bar is infused with a soul-crushing 6.4 million Scoville Chilli extract. Whether you’re a college kid peer pressured into taking a bite, or a batshit crazy adrenaline junkie,…

Gin pong

Once you evolve from a college student to a working-class adult casually slaving away underneath the crushing expectations of society, you begin to realize that beer no longer gets you fucking wrecked. That’s where this…

Pocket Printer

For those who indulge in more “traditional” photography practices, the pocket printer allows you to print a physical gallery of your most beloved photos. It requires no ink, can act as a polaroid, and is…