Literary Insults Infographic
One’s ability to savagely embarrass another is often perceived in relation to their intelligence. This infographic loads you up with a verbal arsenal of insults, preparing you to flame any bitch who dares test your…
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Solid Gold Yacht
The aptly named “History Supreme” holds the title of “World’s Most Expensive Yacht” with its 4.8 billion dollar price tag, and solid gold body. It required three years and 100,000 kilograms of precious metals to…
Ticket Stub Diary
“Keep your friends close, but your memories closer”. With this unique notebook on hand, you’ll be able to archive phenomenal live experiences such as a front row seat at the NBA Championship Game, or a…
How to Live With a Huge Penis
Unlike flu patients, us victims of the OMG (Oversized Male Genitalia Disorder) suffer 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Luckily a doctor and a reverend combined their efforts, and created this handbook to…
Phone Soap
Did you know that the surface of your phone is on average ten times dirtier than a toilet seat? With this in mind, PhoneSoap has created this curious looking box that charges your device while…
Dry erase board wall paint
Terraform any boring old shack into a work of art by adding dry erase wall paint to your next shopping cart. This product allows you to mindlessly draw on your walls (or someone else’s) without…