The Art of Manliness
What does being a true gentleman mean? That has been a question asked by men for generations and is not something you can afford to get wrong. This book is written for the man, by…
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Mermaid Tail Fin
Convert your boring old feet into a mermaid tail without a having to strike a crappy deal with some sketchy octopus witch. This cool gadget allows you to move through the water with the finesse…
Kaleidoscope Concert Goggles
Remember those kaleidoscopes that you would get as a prize after a dentist appointment? Imagine wearing them as glasses. These goggles are perfect for live concerts, and help you achieve a nasty psychedelic trip without…
SMASHProps Breakaway Props
Paying tribute to all mildly humorous 1990 cartoons, these bottle props will break over any comedy relief’s head without a resulting in a hefty lawsuit. Utilizing a well-kept trade secret, these bottles will shatter into…
Portable Ping-Pong Set
Unlike your unsupportive wife, this lightweight portable table tennis set will be there for you when you decide to quit your stable office job in pursuit of a professional ping-pong career. Not only is this…
How not to be a dick
“I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,’ I said. ‘By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn’t true. The world is only broken into two tribes:…