Robotic Lawn Mower
Maintain a perfect lawn without ever taking a step outside. This robotic lawn mower effortlessly glides across your yard while you relax and watch as your jealous neighbors marvel over how cool you are.…
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Unicorn Tears Gin
Sometimes you have to convince yourself that your self-destructive drinking habits are not as bad as your doctors tell you. That’s where this bottle comes in. The concoction is 100% suitable for vegetarians and contains…
Dick Match Game
Build closer bonds with your predominately male group of friends through a few quick rounds of “Dick Match!”: a parody of “Snap!” that emphasizes the human genitalia. It isn’t all that hard to play, but…
Zoltar machine
Meet Zoltar, the classic fortune telling animatronic that offers you his psychic abilities in exchange for a few quarters. He appears in the form of an eccentric nobleman, and will likely frighten small children. This…
All Terrain Hoverboard
Be the coolest kid (or adult) on the block and relive the glory of 2016 with this sick new whip. It is capable of travelling on all terrains and features a built-In a Bluetooth Speaker…
Modern Jukebox
There is something nostalgic yet groovy about the warm, crackling imperfections of a vinyl record – a sensation unfortunately under-appreciated by the inhabitants of the modern era. With this jukebox, you’ll get the chance to…