What’s your poo’s telling you
What’s your poo’s telling you
This aptly named brown book is the ultimate guide to deciphering your most enigmatic loads. In addition to being a wonderful medical guide, “What’s Your poo’s Telling You” delves into historical cases, delightful synonyms (for…
Dead Slebs Card Game
Dead Slebs Card Game
This cheeky card set functions similarly to the Pokemon trading card franchise. But instead of cute fighting creatures, Dead Celebs displays the profiles of dead celebrities. Instead of attack damage, you get Kurt Cobain’s date…
Cocaine Energy Drink
Cocaine Energy Drink
Here’s a confusing statement: Cocaine contains no cocaine. While snorting coke may get your blood flowing, doing too much of it just might stop your blood from flowing. Cocaine Energy Drink allows you to experience…
Lucid Dreaming Pills
Lucid Dreaming Pills
This is not your typical vitamin. These pills claim to allow users to seamlessly slip into the lucid dream world, a realm limited by your imagination. In this state, you could drag race with Morgan…
The Alphabet of Terrible Advice
The Alphabet of Terrible Advice
When faced with moral dilemmas, forget about getting professional consultation and read a few pages of this book instead. The Alphabet of Terrible Advice is filled with brilliant ideas such as: Throwing your dad’s Rolex…