We get taught how to count to 22 and tie our shoes, but no one bothers to educate us on how to go about strip clubs. That is, until the Dummy’s Guide to Strip Clubs arrived. It covers everything ranging from ethics, first-time suggestions, and even features input from the likes of ‘Peaches’ and ‘Sparky’ (who we’re sure are two very lovely dancers).
Because nothing says “I love you” more than the used wall of a sheep’s uterus.
Portable Pizza Pouch
Keep what you love close to your heart, and save that last slice for later with this oddly useful necklace…