It’s a classic romance novel. You’re at the bar, and you spot the most beautiful stallion that you’ve ever laid eyes on. After working up a nervous sweat, you finally find the courage to fend off the butterflies in your stomach and introduce yourself. Just kidding. Though it has an incredibly intriguing cover, “But You’re a horse” is filled with pranks, gags, and other pleasantries that don’t resemble the cover whatsoever.