So…what exactly are “wine condoms”? Are they wine scented contraception aids?

I’m glad you asked.

Despite its ridiculous name, the Wine Condoms help us relieve a serious issue: the ‘wine bottle dilemna’. After you pop the cork of a wine bottle, you feel obligated to chug it all in one sitting, in fear that it’ll spoil without a cap. The wine condoms are easily one of the best wine stoppers on the market, and will help you preserve your booze for a later date. They fit nicely into your pockets, keeping you prepared for any spontaneous wine tastings. They’ve recieved love from Amy Poehler, Mila Kunis, Madonna, and other wine head celebrities. They also serve as an unorthodox, but otherwise effective conversation starter.