Whether you’re yet to embark on a 5-day wilderness retreat, or a stroll in the local playground, this handy pocket sized tool will pack everything you need to protect yourself. It includes a fire starter,…
Start every morning off the right way, and clean yourself up like the king that you are. This Big Ass brick of soap is Inspired by the GIs of the Korean War, and is boasted…
Paying tribute to all mildly humorous 1990 cartoons, these bottle props will break over any comedy relief’s head without a resulting in a hefty lawsuit. Utilizing a well-kept trade secret, these bottles will shatter into…
Terraform any boring old shack into a work of art by adding dry erase wall paint to your next shopping cart. This product allows you to mindlessly draw on your walls (or someone else’s) without…
Asides being incredibly sleek and completely customizable, the Aurora can be programmed to wake you up with a “soothing sunrise simulation”. This system can be paired with your smartphone, and has access to a palette…
The shittiest part of this hand cream is its name. Don’t let it fool you though, this canister packs some serious moisturization. It is densely packed with a high density of Vitamin E, and beeswax…