Don’t worry, the most damage this button will do is annoy your coworkers with its dramatic sound effects. But for a dummy device, it’s actually quite intricate. This novelty USB hub requires you to toggle two switches and insert a personal key before the big red button becomes charged. These actions must be taken in the correct sequence, otherwise, the device requires you to restart the procedure. In addition, it plugs into your computer and powers up to four USB inputs. This self-destruct button is an absolute necessity, just ask any action movie’s antagonist!