If your uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

Some games are meant to be played with your family, and others are meant to be played between coworkers, but “Jizz” should be played with neither. If you haven’t guessed already, this ridiculously sexy drinking game revolves around pumping a giant pink cock to a climax! It’s as freaky as a game of chance can get.

The toy comes with two fateful dials: one tells you how many wanks are needed until it drops a massive load, and the other decides who receives the money shot.

The best part? You get to choose what it ejaculates! You can load up the penis with cold water, pineapple juice, vodka, whatever your kinky heart desires.  If you’re in the mood for something really nasty, we suggest you try whip cream.