If you have any pent-up anarchistic anger that you’re looking to get rid of, let “Everything I Want to do is Illegal” treat you to some one-on-one therapy. Unlike those other gold digging shrinks, this book will truly empathize with you. After 40 years of farming and marketing, author Joel Salatin has just about had it with the corrupt and bureaucratic food industry. In “everything I want to do is illegal”, Salatin writes a satirical critique on child labour regulations, food inspections, and the ever-perplexing society that we live in.