Gin pong
Gin pong
Once you evolve from a college student to a working-class adult casually slaving away underneath the crushing expectations of society, you begin to realize that beer no longer gets you fucking wrecked. That’s where this…
Groomarang
Groomarang
In a world filled with disgusting necklines and messy goatees, the Groomarang is undoubtedly the likeliest antidote to this chaos. It allows you to carve your facial hair with perfect symmetry, and achieve the sexiest…
Underground beer cooler
Underground beer cooler
Keep your beers cold and to yourself with this revolutionary underground storage unit. It utillizes the natural body temperature of the earth to defend your beers from the relentless heat waves of summer. It holds…
Kiwi Protect All
Kiwi Protect All
Protect your new pair of Jordan’s from all the nasty elements mother nature throws at you with the Kiwi Protect All. And while you’re at it, you might as well just spray your entire body.…
Flying Hovercraft
Flying Hovercraft
Stand out from the crowd with this Jame’s Bond-esque vehicle that hovers above all terrains with gravity-defying flair. It glides at speeds up to 70 mph, and features Kevlar composite landing skis in case you…