Football flask
Show off that arm of yours while also drinking your way to a good time. The football flask allows you to store up to 10 shots of your favorite liquor in eleven inches of pigskin.…
Category: $20 and Under
Ridiculously Cool Things Under 20 Dollars
You’re strolling through the local park when you notice something peculiar on the ground. As you get closer, you realize that you’ve found a 20 dollar bill! Now what? If you’re feeling lucky, you could buy yourself a pretty solid lottery ticket, but you probably want something that will give you a higher chance at happiness. Like this authentic four leaf clover! If you’re in the mood for something scandalous, this edition of Monopoly allows you to cheat your way to the top! Without further ado, here is what to buy with 20 dollars:
Thumb Wrestling arena
Your glory is on the line. All your second grade peers are instigating and chanting. The stakes have never been higher. Win this thumb battle and you have complete domination over the playground. It is…
Mini Karaoke Microphone
Bless everyone around you with your angelic voice by using one of these pocket-sized microphones. Even if you’re not too great of a singer, this gadget will take the enjoyability of your phone calls to…
The World’s Spiciest Chocolate
Dubbed the “Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate”, this bar is infused with a soul-crushing 6.4 million Scoville Chilli extract. Whether you’re a college kid peer pressured into taking a bite, or a batshit crazy adrenaline junkie,…
LED Ice Cubes
Instantly elevate your drinking game by making your ice light up in ROY G BIV. They’re completely waterproof, so you don’t have to risk getting electrocuted for being an eccentric party host.…
Groomarang
In a world filled with disgusting necklines and messy goatees, the Groomarang is undoubtedly the likeliest antidote to this chaos. It allows you to carve your facial hair with perfect symmetry, and achieve the sexiest…