How not to be a dick
“I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,’ I said. ‘By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn’t true. The world is only broken into two tribes:…
Category: $20 and Under
Ridiculously Cool Things Under 20 Dollars
You’re strolling through the local park when you notice something peculiar on the ground. As you get closer, you realize that you’ve found a 20 dollar bill! Now what? If you’re feeling lucky, you could buy yourself a pretty solid lottery ticket, but you probably want something that will give you a higher chance at happiness. Like this authentic four leaf clover! If you’re in the mood for something scandalous, this edition of Monopoly allows you to cheat your way to the top! Without further ado, here is what to buy with 20 dollars:
Ticket Stub Diary
“Keep your friends close, but your memories closer”. With this unique notebook on hand, you’ll be able to archive phenomenal live experiences such as a front row seat at the NBA Championship Game, or a…
How to Live With a Huge Penis
Unlike flu patients, us victims of the OMG (Oversized Male Genitalia Disorder) suffer 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Luckily a doctor and a reverend combined their efforts, and created this handbook to…
Dry erase board wall paint
Terraform any boring old shack into a work of art by adding dry erase wall paint to your next shopping cart. This product allows you to mindlessly draw on your walls (or someone else’s) without…
Travel the world on 50$ a day
Most people abandon their childhood dreams of globetrotting because they lack the funds and motivation. This paperback solves half of those problems and shows you how to travel for dirt cheap. Topics include flying for…
Hand Shit hand cream
The shittiest part of this hand cream is its name. Don’t let it fool you though, this canister packs some serious moisturization. It is densely packed with a high density of Vitamin E, and beeswax…