Cavity Fighting Candy
Cavity Fighting Candy
Introducing Loloz: the delicious and materialistic embodiment of irony. These peculiar batches of fruit candy can kill up to 99.9% of tooth decaying bacteria present within your mouth, and are made from all-natural ingredients.…
Brain-Tricking Flavour Cups
Brain-Tricking Flavour Cups
Utilizing the hypnotic yet subtle powers of aroma, these cups trick their users inter perceiving their water as a plethora of different flavours. They can be used as a makeshift cure to soda addiction, and…
Blue Champagne
Blue Champagne
Next time you celebrate, consider investing in some blue champagne to set yourself apart from those other generic fucks. Don’t worry, this is not a marked up bottle of Windex. This good looker gets its…
Dick Match Game
Dick Match Game
Build closer bonds with your predominately male group of friends through a few quick rounds of “Dick Match!”: a parody of “Snap!” that emphasizes the human genitalia. It isn’t all that hard to play, but…