Homesick Candles
Do you have a certain smell that reminds you of your childhood home? Don’t you wish you could just bottle it up and make a candle out of it? These candles do just that. They’re…
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Gifts for Homeowners
Whether you’ve bought a new crib or you’re looking to spice up one, this page has the most ludicrous home gifts that exist on planet Earth. It is one thing to own a house, but another to call it a home. Your home should excite you everytime you walk through the door, and promote a sensation of serenity. It should emulate your personality, and create a memorable experience for your house guests. Your furniture should be a perfect blend of comfortable and fashionable, and your decor nothing short of monumental. Inspired to abide by these rules ourselves, we’ve created a page dedicated to finding the most interesting and elegant gifts for homeowners on the web.
Whether you’re an avant-garde artist, a father to quintuplets, or just an average joe, there is something for everyone below. It includes incredible time displays, unconventional furniture pieces, and other ridiculous gifts for homeowners!
Aquarium coffee table
Elegantly blending “fucking crazy” and “absolutely genius”, the Aquarium Coffee table is the quintessential conversation starter. This table can hold up to 25 gallons of water, and feature a 3/8-inch beveled glass top.…
Balloon Lamp
Unlike all those other unfaithful balloons, this lamp will always remain by your side and brighten any room with its gentle yet vivid glow. The lamp cycles through a spectrum of colors with the push…
Gordon Ramsay Knife Set
Cook with the fury and expertise of Gordon Ramsay himself! This knife set is the perfect gift for one who loves to cook, or just flat out obsessed with fine cutlery! It features stainless steel…
Underground beer cooler
Keep your beers cold and to yourself with this revolutionary underground storage unit. It utillizes the natural body temperature of the earth to defend your beers from the relentless heat waves of summer. It holds…
Ruggie Alarm Clock
Unlike your conventional alarm clock, you actually have to stand up to turn this off, meaning that you’ll already be out of bed to tackle whatever the day decides to throw at you. Never again…