Thumb Wrestling arena
Thumb Wrestling arena
Your glory is on the line. All your second grade peers are instigating and chanting. The stakes have never been higher. Win this thumb battle and you have complete domination over the playground. It is…
Mr. Men For Adults
Mr. Men For Adults
After escaping your adolescence, you quickly realize that you no longer exclusively relate to figures such as “Little Miss Sunshine”, and “Mr. Grumpy”. If you feel uncomfortable, consider seeking refuge between the pages of “Mr.…
The World’s Spiciest Chocolate
The World’s Spiciest Chocolate
Dubbed the “Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate”, this bar is infused with a soul-crushing 6.4 million Scoville Chilli extract. Whether you’re a college kid peer pressured into taking a bite, or a batshit crazy adrenaline junkie,…
Gin pong
Gin pong
Once you evolve from a college student to a working-class adult casually slaving away underneath the crushing expectations of society, you begin to realize that beer no longer gets you fucking wrecked. That’s where this…
Balloon Lamp
Balloon Lamp
Unlike all those other unfaithful balloons, this lamp will always remain by your side and brighten any room with its gentle yet vivid glow. The lamp cycles through a spectrum of colors with the push…