99 of the Funniest Things You can Buy on Amazon!

Annoy-atron devices

Next time you find yourself waging an all-out sibling rivalry war, consider investing in an Annoy-atron. These compact gadgets are easily hideable, and will drive your foes to insanity with its incesssant ringing, buzzing, and…

Canned Unicorn Meat

It is common knowledge that unicorn meat possesses properties that give humans magical powers upon consumption. Thanks to our friends at Think Geek, obtaining these rare and highly sought-after proteins have never been easier. These…

Unicorn Tears Gin

Sometimes you have to convince yourself that your self-destructive drinking habits are not as bad as your doctors tell you. That’s where this bottle comes in. The concoction is 100% suitable for vegetarians and contains…

Dick Match Game

Build closer bonds with your predominately male group of friends through a few quick rounds of “Dick Match!”: a parody of “Snap!” that emphasizes the human genitalia. It isn’t all that hard to play, but…

Zoltar machine

Meet Zoltar, the classic fortune telling animatronic that offers you his psychic abilities in exchange for a few quarters. He appears in the form of an eccentric nobleman, and will likely frighten small children. This…

Money Suit

Ever think to yourself “what could i do to flex my net worth in the douchiest way possible? ”. Well why not go balls to the wall, and dress yourself in a suit mainly composed…