Merlot Infused Coffee
Merlot Infused Coffee
This unique brew is the obvious yet ingenious combination between caffeine, and alcohol. It’s Arabica beans are aged in oak wine barrels to produce rich and subtle notes of berry, allowing you to enjoy a…
The World’s Spiciest Chocolate
The World’s Spiciest Chocolate
Dubbed the “Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate”, this bar is infused with a soul-crushing 6.4 million Scoville Chilli extract. Whether you’re a college kid peer pressured into taking a bite, or a batshit crazy adrenaline junkie,…
Gin pong
Gin pong
Once you evolve from a college student to a working-class adult casually slaving away underneath the crushing expectations of society, you begin to realize that beer no longer gets you fucking wrecked. That’s where this…
Underground beer cooler
Underground beer cooler
Keep your beers cold and to yourself with this revolutionary underground storage unit. It utillizes the natural body temperature of the earth to defend your beers from the relentless heat waves of summer. It holds…
Breakfast machine
Breakfast machine
Although it’s considered the most important meal of the day, not everyone has the time and capabilities to cook themselves an elaborately planned breakfast. Now, you have no excuse. This nifty little box acts as…