Mini Circus Clown Bike
Hilariously pedal around town and shred some nasty gnar on this comically sized clown bike. It’s packed with a kickstand, suspension, and a pair of adorable solid rubber tires. *Clown nose sold separately.…
Category: Toys
Cool Toys
What is the greatest feeling in the world? Is it success? Sex? Or maybe it’s love. We argue that it’s the adrenaline rush you experience right before opening up a Christmas present. When we were kids, cool toys were everything. On the playground it served as a form of currency, allowing young children to acquire colorful snacks and high positions in their elementary school social hierarchy. We don’t stop infatuating ourselves with cool toys, we just become interested in more expensive ones. Barbies turn into designer handbags, remote control cars into real ones, and pokemon cards into lottery tickets. Occasionally we run into a shelved toy that makes us revert back to our formal adolescent selves. These cool toys for grown ups can come in the form of a board game, an amusing gadget, or even educational DIY kit. Whatever it is that gets your prepubescent blood flowing again, we’ve got it below.
Ketchup Gun
Arm yourself with hot dog condiments and keep your order of fries masterfully seasoned with this innocent little gun. With the pull of the trigger, your favourite bottle of Heinz will fire onto your meal,…
Brainstrings puzzle
Consensually give yourself migraines with Brainstrings, a knotted puzzle that requires ‘in the box thinking’ thinking to solve. It challenges you to expand your spatial reasoning by sorting the strings into colour groupings, and utilizes…
Desktop Golf
The hardest part of golf is facing the learning curve – but hey, you’ve got to start somewhere. This desktop golf system is the perfect training device to help you gain enough confidence for your…
Yodeling Pickle
Move over Mozart, music has evolved. This yodelling pickle is the perfect instrument for musically inclined individuals and creates an angelic verbal sequence when played. The toy provides hours of mindless entertainment, making for an…
Claw Machine
Bait optimistic kids into handing over their parent’s change with this tiny claw machine game. It has built in arcade sounds and even has a token system to make sure you get your money back.…