Portable Ping-Pong Set
Unlike your unsupportive wife, this lightweight portable table tennis set will be there for you when you decide to quit your stable office job in pursuit of a professional ping-pong career. Not only is this…
Category: Toys
Cool Toys
What is the greatest feeling in the world? Is it success? Sex? Or maybe it’s love. We argue that it’s the adrenaline rush you experience right before opening up a Christmas present. When we were kids, cool toys were everything. On the playground it served as a form of currency, allowing young children to acquire colorful snacks and high positions in their elementary school social hierarchy. We don’t stop infatuating ourselves with cool toys, we just become interested in more expensive ones. Barbies turn into designer handbags, remote control cars into real ones, and pokemon cards into lottery tickets. Occasionally we run into a shelved toy that makes us revert back to our formal adolescent selves. These cool toys for grown ups can come in the form of a board game, an amusing gadget, or even educational DIY kit. Whatever it is that gets your prepubescent blood flowing again, we’ve got it below.
Thumb Wrestling arena
Your glory is on the line. All your second grade peers are instigating and chanting. The stakes have never been higher. Win this thumb battle and you have complete domination over the playground. It is…
Luxurious monopoly
In order to join the top 1 percent of society, you’ve got to act like you‘ve already have. This includes dressing like it, talking like it, and most importantly, playing like it. This monopoly set…
LED Ice Cubes
Instantly elevate your drinking game by making your ice light up in ROY G BIV. They’re completely waterproof, so you don’t have to risk getting electrocuted for being an eccentric party host.…
Racing Grannies
Prove your superiority over the other elders in your neighbourhood, in a race of the century! This racer come in the form of a senior lady readily equipped with a walker, who is accompanied by…
Tiny Guitar
It is often said 5 inches is just too small. Standing at exactly 5 inches tall, this 6-string defies all the norms of society and wins its way into our heart with its compact little…