The Oxx Coffeeboxx is like, the Lebron James of coffee makers. It’s big as hell, never gets injured, and makes a slam-dunking cup of coffee! After carefully observing the working class and their endless frustrations with coffee, Oxx decided to create a machine that would put their study subjects out of their misery (caffeine-wise). Because of the machine’s popularity with construction sites, it has been unofficially labeled the ‘the world’s toughest coffee maker’. Here are some of the highlights on the Coffeeboxx’s resume:

• It’s built like a power tool
• It’s resistant to both dust and water.
• It can withstand up to 1500 pounds of force (that’s more than the combined weight of 9 average American men!)
• It’s compatible with almost any single-serve coffee pod and cup size
• Surprisingly light

This tough coffee machine comes in three fantastic colorways that are just as suitable for the modern home as it is for an extraterrestrial mission!